


| Erica | The Life Cycle of Kale
Posted Wed, 03/19/2008 - 10:08
I've finally learned what to do with kale. You bury it for three years near an old oak tree during a quarter moon, then dig it up and pass it through an industrial strength shredder, boil it for five days all the while whispering incantations to wake the Great Spirit of Kale which sleeps in its rubbery heart, then you drive with it down to Florida or wherever the hell they're still doing space missions and you secretly load it onto some unmanned space capsule which will be shot into space, where, after the rocket has completed whatever lonely space task it must do it incinerates, sending a fine mist of kale floating down like green angel dust through the atmosphere where it will finally land on a tasty burger with fries on its way to my mouth...and then you go out and buy more kale...I really don't see the probem...
and that's a YES!! to the radio show:)
Erikkkkkka
www.wakeupandsmelltheblog.com
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| Giulietta | The Heart of Kale Darkness
Posted Wed, 03/19/2008 - 10:58
Erikkkkka,
Super hilarious, yet true comment! Kale does that to women, it turns us into aggressive food warriors who do whatever it takes to turn vulcanized kale into something we can sprinkle on our omega-3, flaxseed waffles.
Ladies have you ever been told the quiche du jour is "Kale and Gorgonzola" or "Kale and Rosemary Ham"? No, so why do they keep telling us to eat it?
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| alison skirtboston | Oh no, say it ain't so...
Posted Wed, 03/19/2008 - 14:14
I just bought soy milk yesterday, thinking I'd better get used to it, with all of those menopause horror stories whispering in my ears (get my kids to make me smoothies with fruit -- prunes??--I thought).... I hadn't heard about the Menace of Kale in my future. Yippee.
Keep me posted on your radio show...I want Skirt! Boston to be the first place anyone reads about it!
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| Giulietta | Radio Show!
Posted Wed, 03/19/2008 - 15:14
Hi Alison,
All kinds of "yummy" stuff coming down the road for us ripening hotties! We will definitely let you know about the radio show. Thx for the comment!
G.
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