from the publisher

The “That’s Amore” Issue

nikki

publisher@skirt.com

­My Love List:  

Love to Hate
Dr. Phil: so much smarmier than you or me • Maureen Dowd: so much snarkier than you or me • Glenn Beck: way more self-righteous than you or me • Control-top pantyhose: more pain than gain • Hugh Hefner’s creepy crape-y pajamas • Pretty Woman: Mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be prostitutes. • Victoria’s Secret Angels: getting by on a wing and a pushup bra. • Candidates running with God on their side: Who would Jesus vote for?

Hate to Love
Britney updates • Schadenfreude • Tanning • The Real Housewives of Orange County • Fedoras • Larry King sorta Live • Inside the Actor’s Studio • British accents • TMZ.com

Just Plain Love
Christiane Amanpour • Tepees • You Tube political debates • Wolford Velvet tights • Motorcycle boots • Chelsea Lately • Feministing.com • Roz Chast • BBC World News • Peonies, peonies, peonies