* WARNING: THIS BLOG ENTRY CONTAINS REFERENCES TO THE HUMAN (MOSTLY MALE) ANATOMY. IF YOU OR YOUR SENSES ARE OFFENDED BY SUCH, STOP READING NOW. I MEAN IT. SERIOUSLY. STOP. HERE GOES....  Dora: Hey mommy! Where’s MY penuhs? Me: Peanut...

Dora has decided that she doesn’t really want me home for the summer. No, I’m not imagining this because I feel guilty for being absent during normal people hours for  the school year. She TOLD me. “When is grammma gonna come heeeere!...

Okee dokee... it's my first day home for summer break and I am overwhelmed. I KNOW that to most of you, that makes no sense. But if you could take just a one second jaunt around the hollow spaces of my ADHD brain, you would get it. It seems that duri...